'Originally, I was going to be the new star of comedy, but I've had it up to here, you know! To win you over, I could tell you that I'm too funny, that I'm incredibly spontaneous, or even that I can make Oreo tiramisu like no other!
But the truth is, I'm pretty sure you only believe what you see. So why not come and see for yourself? Except for the tiramisu; then I'd have to invite you to my place and that doesn't suit me. After that, you're probably wondering what I have in my hands in the picture, but I'll tell you all about it when you stand in front of me. I want you to know that when confronted with a VHS tape like that, it's best to erase some evidence from my past...'
