Originally, I was going to be the new star of comedy, but I've had it up to here, you know! To win you over, I could tell you that I'm too funny, that I'm incredibly spontaneous, or even that I can make Oreo tiramisu like no other!
But the truth is, you only believe what you see. So why not come and see for yourself? Except for the tiramisu; then I'd have to invite you to my place and that doesn't suit me.
You're probably wondering what I have in my hands in the picture, but I'll tell you all about it when you stand in front of me. I want you to know that when confronted with a VHS tape like that, it's best to erase some evidence from my past…
